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Outdoor cats, all is calm and you want to put a little of liveliness into the house ? Try this (tested and approved by Loupi) :
- catch a big mouse, or even better, eat your meal and after that eat the rest of the big mouse you caught two days ago
- eat as fast as you can !
- go home and wait…
- when you’re ready to vomit, don’t forget to launch your « imminent vomit » meow
- choose the good place : behind the sofa, under the double bed (in the middle) or on the light beige carpet
- do what you have to do and run away. Immediately, dudes. If hell had a smell it would smell like this
- enjoy your human’s yell
- come back close enough to see the human trying to reach your work to clean it, but not too close all the same because of the smell (yes, it’s a kind of biological stinky weapon)
- try to ignore the HBO words you are certainly going to hear
- take a well deserved nap after that
Mum says don’t be so graphic next time please!! We’ve already had a sick on light coloured carpet this week!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Excellent post with information we will store in our brains for future use. We had a mouse cornered last weekend. if you haven’t seen it, it is on our Wordless Wednesday post. Tomorrow, we will have a second post about it. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
My dear friend RouXy, aka the Red Cat, very seldom eats mice or rats. But swallows food without chewing – especially dry food.
After swallowing, he desperately needs a rest, or a siesta. Is there a better place for that than my Masters’ double-bed?
And it happens that the whole dinner serges out of his mouth like a geiser, thus decorating the kilt and (very often) the wall as well.
And afterwards he miaows for my Masters to give him some… food.
You guess what they do, don’t you?
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We are so deprived! We’ve never had a mouse!
Loupi, some cats just have a very strong work ethic! Like you! Keep hunting and vomiting those mousies up! :p It keeps your human busy too 🙂
the critters in the cottage xo
We have never had a real mouse before. We have had a lizard, and that can be used the exact same way.
That is a very informative post. The only thing you forgot was to back up while vomiting to cover the largest area possible. MOL!
One of our favorite tricks —
Sleep on the bed with the bean. In the middle of the night, start the “we’re gonna puke” prelims. Kinda fun watching Dad try to wake up, find out who and where is about to hurl, and get us off the bed before anything too nasty happens. One of us even hangs on to the bed to keep from getting dumped on the floor.
Then just walk off like there’s nothing wrong.
Oh that is such a good lesson on how to toss one’s cookies, so to speak. We do try to do all of the above and usually succeed. Love your description. Hope you all have a great day.
You are clearly speakin’ from experience.
Purrs,
Nissy
When I eat my mousies I like to hang on to them. Eric used to swallow his almost whole and go indoors to yak them up.
sounds like a plan to me! 🙂
Excellent advice, Loupi!
Although we don’t have the luxury of fresh mice here, we’ve perfected the craft of yakking onto the polka dot rug. Right on top of the light color polka dots.
; )
Katie
dood…we iz crackin UP !!!!!! eggz cell ant post two day !!!!!
Loupi!! You have learnt well! Good advice :)))
Ohhh that is one good idea! Thanks
You look a lot like me (says Mom). We can’t figure out how to get your blog to come into our feed? Arrg!
I think we figured it out – paws crossed!