Ahoy, ship’s lads, today, we celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day !

Moss Pixie Gashed Belly and me, cap’tain Zorro Claw o’ Hell, embark for a crrrazy day !

Our holds be filled with barrels o’ fermented tuna juice, and we leave boardin’ a ship loaded o’ catnip !

Release ropes and raise sails ! No mercy, arrr !